Recent reviews by Paul

holy crudding moly, if you have 89p spare to spend on a stripper, BUY THE PINK KNIGHT DLC!! Jeez you dont wanna know where her lolipop has been (it wasnt in my mouth) and her beautiful physique is immaculate.
EDIT - after spending some time with the pink knight i took off the helmet and it was a man. not complaining though, i was just a bit jealous hers was larger.
solid game to buy for 99p :)

its fortnite its free

this is not like fortnite. NOT SIGMA!

i am reviewing this on behalf of my dog who is currently in a coma and his balls exploded because he witnessed the horror of overwatch 2. this game sucks donkey bollocks and is very bad. thanks to blizzard, my dogs in hospital with several brain tumours that i cant afford to get rid of because the skins in this game cost 20 dollars. what the flip flops.

i just installed this game about 10 hours ago and i have non stop played this ever since. the most outrageous diabolical sweat mark outlined in my shape of my a $ $ is imprinted on my chair after intense gameplay. i am proud this game is in my library and i will definitely look forward for any sex mods people may male for this game.

pretty sure a Walter White dlc would make this game 10 times better. the gameplay elements that could be introduced in this dlc are endless such as mr white cooking their enemies and other things although i think they will have to change the age rating though this is my only criticism.

i played this game for 29 hours and it is time i will never get back living on gods green earth. im not disappointed im ashamed i would put myself through this heart wrenching, dog smacking, teeth grinding, butt slapping most heinous, disgusting, abysmal, abhorrent and most diabolical experience of 100% completing the game. i would recommend this game

scary spider tried to eat me

my dinosaur took longer to tame than my dad coming back

the sussy bear showed me his fazballs