Recent reviews by 『Metal Volt Chaos』

SOL BADGUY!?!?!?!?!

I can keep her the exact same way.

BT stands for "Best Titan."

What a perfect game to COOL IT !!! to.

Everyone keeps using, "OwO" and they win.

TerWINraria is the sequel to Minecraft Storymode. The game was inspired by Blizzard's famous videogame Tarzan on the Playstation as you play as some random dude in the middle of nowhere with the love of their life named the guide. In Terawria, you can only do two things in the game, go mining or do some dlc heists exclusive only to the gamecube version where you and two other dumbos break into banks, stealing cash and escaping the cops that try and run you over. The game is very unrealistic as whenever you try to create a new weapon, it always crafts into a copper shortsword. Speaking of the copper shortsword, the copper shortshortsword is the best weapon in the game as it is only used by pros in expert mode. Anything else in the game is just an overpowered sword that instantly kills the final boss called Moon man. Speaking of moon cowman, moon pork is the hardest boss in the entire game because the developers of Tenarnia decided to put in the tinyest laser which only I can see that kills you instantly. The developers of terraria 2: the phantom menace ripped off so many things about the game like Megatron from Starwars, Megatron Prime from warframe, the once chinese guy from the shenmue series, and even the wall of e from wall-e. The multiplayer in the game doesn't even work as everytime you try to join your friend MOON DAD IS ALREADY THERE KILLING YOU INSTANTLY. And last but not least, the developers of the game make you believe that it's a videogame but I, Voltear know what it truly is. It's actually a virus created by a man whose name is Omnir. Omnir wanted to create a deal with Microsoft in order to beat Nintendo's famous video game series called Knack and the leader of Microsoft is some cat creature named W1k and their goal is to steal everyone's club penguin account. I rate Terharia a 6 out of 14 hippos, put in Shrek. butts

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'Murica... That's all you need.

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