Recent reviews by Crezz_Crow

Interior crocodile alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.

One of the most unique metroidvanias I've played in a very long time.
The combat so satisfying once you've gotten used to the controls and traversing the world, which almost put me off at first but once you get used to it the game gets so much better.
Coupled with the amazing soundtrack, beautiful visuals and the unapologetically brutal but heartfelt story this game is nothing short of a gem.

£80 broken DLC that crashes all the time. Also, the campaign is dog.

Crash simulator.

This game got too political for me. Still good tho.
Peppa's a snake, don't trust anything she says.

TIME TO..... ASSEMBLE.

Kind of a mixed bag really. The gameplay's fun as usual, some of the campaign missions are pretty good, strand's interesting to play around with and the soundtrack's great. That said the story itself is just filler, Neomuna's kind of boring, the cloud striders don't fit into Destiny at all imo, dialogue is terrible, and Nimbus. Just Nimbus.
Not the worst expansion this game's seen but the worst in a while, especially for an expansion following Witch Queen.
Can't justify the price atm, but hopefully with time and additional content it'll serve to make this expansion better, same as it did with Beyond Light.

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies
I used to play football
Road cones protect my head
I have a screen-door shield
We are the undead
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour
I like your tricycle
There's butter on my head
I'm gonna eat your brains
We are the undead
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

It alright.

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