I'm awesome, and I've done awesome ♥♥♥♥ with my life like knocking out Mike Tyson and saving various Princesses. Okay, it is a long story but yes, I did indeed Save Princess Daisy once, not my proudest moment. Also saved some girl named Pauline from an Ape when I was drunk.

I don't look for glory for these actions though, but just like to let people know with out me there world probably would have been destroyed. More then once. So, just so we are clear:

Saved Princess Peach (Toadstool) x18 (♥♥♥♥♥ likes to get kidnapped...)
Saved Princess Zelda x7
Saved Princess Daisy x2
Saved "Princess" Pauline x∞
Woke Princess Zelda Up from Drug OD x1

Knocked Out Mike Tyson x4
Destroyed Mother Brain x3
Watched Baby Metroid Die x1 (I'm a monster...)
Saved Various "Fantasy Worlds" - Too many to name...

Hunted Dinosaur.
Hunted Demons.
Hunted Devils.
Hunted Space Pirates
Hunted Shadows

Known in Japan as a Master Ninja

Unlocked the power of the World Arcana
Banged Rise Kujikawa on Christmas

Caught a Ride

Just to name a few acomplishments...