This dude is the definition of gayness

too good at f1 -rep

There is no other man that matched his charisma intellect and martial prowess. Just reading about his conqeust of Gaul gives me a raging erection. Calling it impressive is an understatement.Caesar's conquest of Gaul is one of the most jaw-droppingly astounding, absolutely incredible feats in millitary history. The Battle of Alesia remains the single greatest series of tactical maneuvers in the history of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ universe. To call Caesar a great man would not do him justice. He was a man of such greatness that appears once in a million years. The smartest, most charismatic and skilled general and statesman in Roman, European, World, HUMAN HISTORY. I did not believe in Gods walking on earth until i learned about Caesar. May he rest in eternity. Whenever i'm going for a new PR on bench, i don't pray to God. I pray to Caesar.

Ate my short -1 rep

-rep he cheated on me with 5 different guys

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.