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FBI OPEN UP!!! ... JK, I have been around the streets for a while now and know my legits from the closet cheaters! I would still be a 19 year old with a 3 year old daughter if it wasn't for the generosity of Somber picking me up in his Porsche 911 and adopting me. The Somber army has shown me the ropes and allowed me to get my Skeet invite with your tax money (THATS A 1). I might take a while to reply to your fan mail, currently snoring in MM Zzzzzz.
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somber 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23am 
I want to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy new year! It's important to me that you know how important you all are to me. I treasure the good moments with you. You're the best! This message is from the heart and is not one of those copy paste messages everyone sends every year! You guys are truly the best hockey team ever! I wish everyone a healthy and happy 2011! I love you all!!
somber 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:59pm 
caught this freaky girl in a jerk mate ranked match and was very impressed by how feminine he looked i came almost straight away.
seiko 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:08am 
"FAMILY MAN"
"THEHEARTBENEATH♡"
codex 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:07am 
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Xx Darklord_Programmer Xx 20 Jun, 2024 @ 1:06am 
ummm hiii owo >:) are u a,, femboi by any chance? ;) id like to rizz you up hun xo add me back on kik ''discordcumKing1943''
somber 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm 
Did you just think that you could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the NAVY SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Marine Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the ♥♥♥♥ when i type in Chris Kally on FB it comes up with a green haired femboy your at least 7000 pounds. Plus you would think if you were a real NAVY SEAL SPY you wouldn't put your real name and address on in your steam bio you absolute buffoon XD XD And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say you were in the SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue.