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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

A former friend of mine (he is a hardcore weeb disgusting creature) tried to show me what they called "henthai". While he was sitting there getting aroused by this anime porn, I just busted out laughing. I could not help myself. My former friend is all like (while breathing extremely hard) " What's so funny A.J?". To this I reply, "EVERYTHING! (Note: I am trying to contain my laughter at this point) The guy just shows up and fights the chick. Then beats her and goes, "I will now put my penis INTO YOUR VAGINA!". ( After that I start rotfl) And she goes, "NOOOO (my ears bleed when I hear this) My virginity will be tarnished! Don't do this [Enter male Japanese name here ]! AHHH!". So then I leave to get a drink so my former friend can, what do they call it? Oh. Fap in peace. I call him the next day and tell him that we can no longer be friends, and he goes," It's okay as long as my waifu is with me, I don't need friends!" I hang up real fast...and burst out laughing again. Why, Anime?