Hi, my name is Parker. I'm 8 years old (IM NOT 8 YEARS OLD THIS IS A JOKE DONT DISABLE MY ACCOUNT AGAIN!!!) this June and I have a massive, gigantic ♥♥♥♥. You would not believe the size of the thing, I mean, it's huge. Anyways, I play games in my free time and I'm a supporter of the BLT+ community, so back off haters. My dad is a cop, and he will get you arrested if you cross me. I built my first lego robot when I was 5 years old. I plan on going to Harvard or maybe Yale for game design. My uncle once slept in my bed with me, I think that's such a relatable gamer moment. Fortnite is my bible. Gangnam Style is my anthem. I pwn noobs like you for breakfast. Ez money snipers. Gamers rise up. I will pound your mother.