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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:21am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 2:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:58am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:14am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:45am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 5:15am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:08am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 12:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 7:32am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 1:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:23am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:36pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:56am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:49am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:38am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:15am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:26am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:18am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 8:26am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 3:40pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 5:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:59am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 1:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:51am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 1:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:43am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:42am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:23am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 7:55pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 3:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:15am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:14pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 1:39pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:38am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:38am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:28pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:42am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:05am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:01am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 4:00pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:34pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:40am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:06am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:28am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 12:51am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 12:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:03am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:03am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:03am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 5:25pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 5:25pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:16am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:04am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 1:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:26am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 5:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:13pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:13pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:48am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 3:05pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:05am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:15am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:19am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:41am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:58am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:06pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:21am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:21am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:29am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:58pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 12:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:21pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:17am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:08am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:46am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:28am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:21pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:59am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:05am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:10pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:25pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 5:59am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 7:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:13am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:01am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:24pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:44am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 7:48am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:41am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:08pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:19am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:19am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:47am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:07am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:07am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:10pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:26am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:27am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:40am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:18am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:03am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:14pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:02am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:05pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:02am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 2:16am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:44pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 12:44am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:01am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:22am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 4:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:26am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:21am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 4:00pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:21am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:43am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:03am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:32am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:07am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:07am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:25pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:06am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:24pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:03am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:09am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:03am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:03am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:07am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:04am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:45am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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