Recent reviews by Jabba-

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I have been witness to the First Galactic War. I have JOINED THE QUEUE to fight scourges that make weaker men tremble in fear against the bug menace. I've WAITED IN QUEUE disassembled the plans and creations of the Automaton evil. I STILL WAITING IN QUEUE to fight the horrors beyond Super Earth knowledge from beyond. I weep every time I hear "SERVERS AT CAPACITY" and watch ANOTHER Helldiver deploy and spread democracy to the enemies of Super Earth. We've overcome trials, ordeals, and fostered new beginnings on planets far across this galaxy.
Now we find ourselves once again at war for CONNECTING TO SERVER peace, The bugs have broken free and begun spreading their ilk across the SERVER QUEUES. The Automatons have once again declared independence at the cost of countless SERVER lives and threaten disenfranchisement for those who STILL WAIT IN THE SERVERS. Helldivers once again rise to the challenge, standing fast against old threats written in the books of history from the first war, and new ones from the second. Do not doubt the will of the Helldivers and those who WAIT ON THE SERVERS, for they will EVENTUALLY be there to spread Managed Democracy to those who have abandoned it's grace. They will dive into the fire razed by Automatons to snuff out their rebellious fire. They will put down the bugs who have broken free and spread chaos. They will over come this trial OF WAITING FOR SERVERS that is a result of an Automaton device taking down the they system Helldivers use to respond to all threats across the galaxy. Stand fast Helldivers. Managed Democracy will prevail, Super Earth with preserve, and the Helldivers will always be WAITING there.

Great Game!