Happy Birthday!

A LITTLE fart

happy birthday mate!

we met up one dark scary night and this thing was just demolishing big mac after big mac.....
i got scared and tried to pry them away from her and she growled and hissed at me
DO NOT APPROACH!!!!!!!!

Filthy monkey...

Yo, my dad
He's not like the rest
He's kinda like a cute girl just minus the breasts
He got a solid four-inch ♥♥♥♥
It's hangin' and swayin'
And when I get home from school
He's always layin' there waitin' for me to
Take off my shoes, my shirt, and my pants
And then we go to my room
And do a nice little dance
I call it sex with my dad
And don't get it wrong
I only ♥♥♥♥ my own dad, and never my mom
I'm sayin'

(Ooh-ooh I'm in love with my dad)
Suckin' my dad's toes and grabbin' his sack, yeah
(Ooh-ooh I'm in love with my dad)
Lickin' my dad's nuts; this ♥♥♥♥ is so rad, ay