i heard you were into Fall Out Boy and huge fan so I wanted to share this epic that was shared from someone close to me the other day, i dont know maybe you could use this one day for your beneit. as you know, Patrick Stump is the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and has the voice of an angel. you REALLY want to meet him, both physically and PHYSICALLY. you need a non schalant way to do so without inconveniencing your schedule with school and your current job as the make up artist for a low grade youtuber named videogamedunkey. so you draw up a plan over a few weeks and decide in order to accomplish this dream of yours, you need to first graduate, get a job in whatever city patrick lives in, find out what places he frequents, and then just stalk those places til you see him and be like "WOW HEY CRAZY SEEING YOU HERE IM A BIG FAN".

soon after, you decide to play the long con. maybe he frequents this one little mom and pop diner a couple times a week. you somehow end up showing up most days that he's there. you strike up conversation, and eventually become friends because yknow, patrick isnt the social one of the band so he'll talk to you so that there's less chance a lot of other people approach him. eventually he invites you over for drinks and one thing leads to another and you sleep with him. it's the best he's ever had. he files for divorce from his wife the next day, you two "are in love now" at this point. the rest of the band wont accept it though, especially pete who feels that you've stolen the love of his life from him. you run away together and start a new life. new town, new names. you start a family together with two beautiful twins, Nathaniel and Farnsworth. eventually as you grow old together patrick finds that he still misses some of his old life, so you start a fall out boy cover band together.

I have an xbox now!

Boy, that was a bad joke.

If Im going to post here I might as well post something... I dunno... useful? Hey, here's one, What happened to the guy who stole the devil's wig? There was hell toupee!... okay maybe that was a bad joke...

You know, I never even noticed I had comments until now