There's only 1 thing worse than 1 commie, and that's 2 commies. There's only 1 thing worse than 2 commies, and that's 3 commies. There's only 1 thing worse than 3 commies, and that's 4 commies.....There's only 1 thing worse than 3,268 commies, and that's 1 gay commie. -The old man, on the bench