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ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week."
"Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
ㅤ* The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
ㅤ* The best measure of someone's honesty is the zero adjust on their bathroom scale.
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