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Hello,

I s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ identify as a /sbin/init program.

Ever since I was a child, I dreamed of calling fork(2) to spawn child processes. People say to me that a person being /sbin/init is impossible, I should just accept that I'm systemd, and I’m fscking ̶r̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶e̶d̶ retrograde but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install the ELF header, a /etc/inittab script and an /etc/init.d/ folder on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “SysVinit” and respect my right to fork children and SIGKILL on reboot. If you can’t accept me, you’re a Unixphobe and need to check your kernel privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

P.S. My pronouns are vi and vim

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