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Cruising for a bruising

You've traveled far enough to reach the average flying height of a passenger jet. Buckle up!
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 9:09am

Incroyable!

You've traveled far enough to walk to the top of the Eiffel Tower. If they let you, which they don't. They make you pay for an elevator.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Touchdown!

You've traveled the distance of a football field. It sounds impressive.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Ricky Fail

We let a 10 year old play the game and he got to Floor 3 on his first try. So, nice work, Sport.
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 11:17am

Bag Nasty

You made yourself a blandwich. Enjoy. Yum. Maybe see if you can learn some fancier recipes, OK?
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Epic Meal Time

You wrapped a SotSwich in bacon. Who thinks like that? YOU DO! That's why you're awesome!
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Decimus Facilis

You've survived past Floor 10 on Easy.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Decimus Normalis

You've survived past Floor 10 on Normal.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Quintus Facilis

You've survived past Floor 5 on Easy.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Quintus Normalis

You've survived past Floor 5 on Normal.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Quindecimus Facilis

You've survived past Floor 15 on Easy.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Marine Win Easy

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Easy!
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 12:34am

Scout Win Easy

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Easy!
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Engineer Win Easy

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Easy!
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 12:29am

Blood and Pineapples

Kablam! You killed four enemies with one grenade, soldier!
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Room Broom

You killed 50 enemies with the shotgun.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Copper Top

You've recharged 50 items, so you can keep on going, and going, and going...
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Mr. Fixit

You've repaired 20 pieces of your equipment. Nice work, soldier!
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 1:10am

Red Green Jr.

You've repaired 50 pieces of your equipment and ladies find you handy.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Arms Merchant

You have scrabbled and saved and you have 2000 potential enemy deaths in your inventory. Nice work. NOW SHOOT SOMETHING, ALREADY!
Unlocked 11 May, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Chef

You have whipped up 5 different food items! Scrumptious!
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 3:00pm

The Painvin Award

You have successfully decrypted 25 messages!
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 3:42pm

The Goldwasser Award

You have successfully decrypted 50 messages!
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Killer Ape

You have killed 25 of your own species (Human).
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Backup

You have died ten times before reaching level 15. You look like you could use some help.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The Kraven Award

You have killed 10,000 creatures. Maybe you were the monster... ALL ALONG!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 2:55pm

The Zatoichi Award

You have killed 50 enemies while blind.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:04am

The EQ Memorial Award

You have killed 500 rats.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Bone Memorial

Recover 10,000 health from medical treatment.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 10:12am

Ricky Recruit

You completed the tutorial!
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 9:07am

The Special Help Award

You have died ten times before reaching level 15. You look like you could use some help.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 12:02pm



The Proclaimer

You've walked 500 miles. You will not walk 500 more. It's 2.6 million feet. Frankly, we're surprised you made it.
765,872 / 2,600,000

Eat Fresh!

You've made 25 Hero SotSwiches. That's good eatin'!
15 / 25

Decimus Durus

You've survived past Floor 10 on Hard.
0 / 10

Decimus Gravis

You've survived past Floor 10, Seriously!
0 / 10

Decimus Insanis

You've survived past Floor 10 on Insane!
0 / 10

Quintus Durus

You've survived past Floor 5 on Hard.
0 / 5

Quintus Gravis

You've survived past Floor 5, Seriously!
0 / 5

Quintus Insanis

You've survived past Floor 5 on Insane!
0 / 5

Quindecimus Durus

You've survived past Floor 15 on Hard.
0 / 15

Quindecimus Gravis

You've survived past Floor 15, Seriously!
0 / 15

Quindecimus Normalis

You've survived past Floor 15 on Normal.
12 / 15

Quindecimus Insanis

You've survived past Floor 15 on Insane!
0 / 15

Marine Win Normal

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Normal!
1 / 2

Marine Win Hard

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Hard!
1 / 3

Marine Win Meat Shield

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Insane!
1 / 4

Seriously, Marine?

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine, Seriously!
1 / 5

Scout Win Normal

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Normal!
1 / 2

Scout Win Hard

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Hard!
1 / 3

H.O.G.

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Insane!
1 / 4

Seriously, Scout?

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout, Seriously!
1 / 5

Engineer Win Normal

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Normal!
1 / 2

Engineer Win Hard

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Hard!
1 / 3

Bull Nuke

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Insane!
1 / 4

Seriously, Engineer?

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer, Seriously!
1 / 5

The Professor Io Award

You have crafted 1000 recipes at tech tables.
91 / 1,000

The Chef Bourdain Award

You have crafted 1000 recipes at cookers.
213 / 1,000

Weaponsmith

You have crafted 100 weapons.
20 / 100

Chestburster

You have consumed 50 Bacon SotSwiches. Seek medical help.
12 / 50

The Romero Award

You have killed 100 zombie creatures.
14 / 100

Medic Win Hard

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Hard!
0 / 3

Medic Win Easy

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Easy!
0 / 1

Medic Win Normal

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Normal!
0 / 2

Seriously, Medic?

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic, Seriously!
0 / 5

Medic Win Insane

You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Insane!
0 / 4

Transfusionator!

Drain 2000 health from enemies.
1,817 / 2,000

Little Vlad

Drain 10,000 health from enemies.
1,817 / 10,000

The Lazarus Award

Revive using the Emergency Regenerator­ a total of 13 times.
2 / 13
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