Recent reviews by Cornerbog

Another 100% for the books and I had so much fun playing the game that I felt obliged to review it. I can honestly say that this game was incredibly fun with some really cool gameplay mechanics. Despite being pretty darn difficult on Evil difficulty, it was still a fun challenge that definitely made me take breaks in order to beat a boss.

It does get a bit monotonous in the last few missions where the game just keeps throwing a heap of Elite enemies at you at once since it's the only way of making the game more difficult, but trust me it's enough to make the game more difficult, even annoyingly so. The graphics and environments are pretty wonderful too, with about 16 missions in a linear format. I did my first playthrough on the Evil difficulty and it is possible to get all the achievements this way however I ended up doing a NG+ playthrough on normal to get the boss challenge achievements and to get the collectibles I missed.

Solid 8/10

I've just finished a 100% playthrough of the base game and DLC. Honestly as much fun as I had playing this, it can be a buggy piece of ****. I can recommend the base game with a decent 7/10, but the DLC missions get so damn monotonous I seriously consider giving it a 5/10. The first part of the DLC isn't bad, but once you return to the main game map the game has you doing the same boring missions over and over again (time trials, kill these humans, kill this high value target etc). The final DLC boss is actually pretty fun but at that stage of the game you can have such a strong build that you can make short work of it.

Overall I'd want to give the game a 7/10 because it is a bit of fun and it's cool growing and becoming a stronger shark, but the bugs forcing the game to crash every time I went on land and attack a human is a massive quality of life issue that makes me want to give it a 5/10 instead. It wouldn't be so bad if going on land wasn't something you need to do for 40% of the missions it gives you

I'll give it a 65/100 to split the line. Definitely wouldn't buy this at the full price (here it's $56.95 AUD), but if it's at least 25-50% then go for it

Bought this game for a couple of friends. It's a great game, but it can be stupid as ♥♥♥♥ when you're playing with friends and you're just messing each other up on purpose. Gameplay is smooth and the courses are excellent fun. Playing with the jump mode makes it possible to make even Par 4 courses a hole in 1 or 2.

Hitman Absolution is still my favourite game in the Hitman franchise. I've been playing since the old Silent Assassin and Blood Money days, and this game follows a very similar playstyle

Realistically speaking, the playstyle of the Hitman games has never truly changed THAT much, but there's something about this game that I find funner to play than the newer ones. The only problem is that despite this game being quite long with approximately 20 missions where you can choose your own playstyle, I still wish there was more!

My only issue with the game is that not all achievements can be unlocked anymore, leaving me stuck on 99%. The last achievement asks you to play a contract mission (a type of mission the player can make themselves) that has been made by someone on their friend's list, however since release the servers have been taken down due to GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation) rules, and there doesn't seem to be any chance of them being restored

Do you like porn? Well this is interactive porn. If you play this you deserve to get bonked, but it's worth it for the hilarity

Do you like games? You should really play this one.


11/10 would ride Roche Roach into the sunset again.

It's an amazing game. I know everyone's saying it doesn't work but it works beautifully for me. Just wait for the dev's to fix the PC port and then buy it, seriously. It's an amazing game

There are few games that I've completed 100% with all achievements, but Skyrim was worth every minute. Skyrim is a game that you can replay over and over because there are a multitude of playstyles you can take in this game to reach the end.

Do you like big two handed weapons like greatswords, warhammers and battleaxes? Go nuts wielding these weapons of decimation. Do you prefer single handed weapons such as swords, daggers, maces and war axes where you can use your other hand to wield a shield or even magic? The world is your oyster. Perhaps you prefer to be an archer, bringing out your inner Legolas or Katniss Everdeen. Or perhaps you just prefer to wield magic, using merely your hands to blast fire, ice, and electricity at your foes. The choice is yours, as you discover what it means to be a Dragonborn in the world of Tamriel.

Oh, and don't listen to the guards. They can be ♥♥♥♥♥ sometimes