ITS NOT JUST A PHASE

Mr. Wrighted,
I only jerk off to hentai, it's the closest we have gotten to the platonic true forms. The perfection of hentai women is akin to Greek statues, above the messy

I don't use 'nades.
I use body pillows.
You might confuse me for god.

First you find a hole and put a nice, juicy hamburger in it. You then run away quickly and wait until the T-Rex comes. Once he is there you stab his tail with a sharp shell of an egg. He then will roar and you must jump on him and tie his mouth shut. Once you have tied his mouth you must spray him with sleepy gas. He will fall over and you must tie his whole body up. Once you have done this put him in a garage that is big enough and store him in there. When he wakes up you must give him milk. This will make him smile and he will like you. Once he has followed you to a field you must set him free.

{ССЫЛКА УДАЛЕНА}"Jar Jar Binks is basically a gay Jamaican man."

I'll ignore the fact that you posted an extremely brief comment and proceed to argue how op's action was anything but good 👉 This might sound shocking to some, but women are physically unable to bully (the name bullying itself comes from the word bull and that is the male counterpart of cow). Why is this? Well, men have ♥♥♥♥♥, women don't. As simple as that. 🤗 Having a ♥♥♥♥ provides males with a fake sense of security and empowerment that leads them to believe their actions are always justified (this is exactly how my ex-husband acted, I'm spitting out straight facts) That girl whose phone was (illegally) stolen by OP wasn't bullying him, as I said, it is just not a possibility. Therefore, OP's action is unjustified and this post should be x-posted to the subreddit amItheasshole with a resounding, unanimous answer: yes, you are 👆

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2v2XyvU5_o

Think justin can get over his ex while snapchatting his balls in full resolution and streaming them to the world? Watch this. Think he cant have hairless balls? Watch this. Think hes been there done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting cucked.

Edit: Wow, this got a lot more attention than I thought it would! Since a lot of people are asking, yes, I am a Navy SEAL and no, I have never pooped in my entire life. I was a quadriplegic after this incident but I overcame the paralysis very quickly because I'm not a little ♥♥♥♥♥. Also, because it seems to be relevant, here are the details of my sex life: I get plowed three to four times a day by my perfect lover, I'm into every kink imaginable, I have no gag reflex, and my tubes are tied so no worries there. Apparently sex with me cures all diseases and causes a bigger dopamine hit than heroin, but I dunno.