-rep I simply cannot believe it, I am dumbfounded, that this man, of all men, would accuse me of such an atrocity of molesting his microwave, I have you know, what in fact, really happened, was that he ASKED me to have relations with his microwave, I respectfully declined, so he proceeded to perform these actions of his own volition. As an addition to this, he also performed fellatio on my cat, which as you can imagine, did not consent, keep away from all family pets as well as ALL appliances!

-rep keeps commenting on my profile, I’ve filed a police report, this man has no boundaries and continues to bother and harass me, it’s getting to a point a restraining order may be needed. Contact at your risk. Additionally, the man has sexual relations with his tumble dryer!

-rep, told me I was allowed to sell his family to the Bulgarians, is now flaming me for doing so, simply disgusted by this mans attitude, and honestly, I think he should be locked up for being the one to give his children away, 1/10, would not traffic from again. :(

+rep, excellent skill. appreciate you for the match

-rep Avid George Floyd enjoyer

-rep FAT SCOTTISH MAN, loves big macs