Hai Guiz,
Me here, aka the best fu*king player in the world. You know, apart from all those other guiz 'nd galz who are in fact, better than me. But, yeah. If you don't count them I'm the best. Anyways heres a little more about me.


I used to go by the names;
- coonbag1234
- Was my PS3 username
- "Ra" Coonbag1234
- Apparently it was racist
- "Ra" Coonbag |BCoA
- My friend and I made a new clan
- Racoon |BCoA
- He changed his name to Viking so I changed mine
- The Racoon |BCoA
- He changed his name to 'The Viking'
- ◎◎żøngacoon◎◎™
- I joined up with the Zongas
- || MrAntisocial
- My current Xbox gamertag
- Mnu Inhlalakahle Yomphakathi
- I repeat "^^ What does that even mean? ^^"


Some little things about me;
- I am a human being who appreciates the effort others put into games to make them better for everyone.
- I am the proud owner of my own computer (unlike some of you twelvies out there)
- Last but not least, I am currently the owner of this steam account and can play games on it at my leisure.

My frequently asked quesions that no-one has asked are:

What's a great quote you made up?
"I'm just like a dildo; A pain in the arse, unless you're used to me"
Honestly, how fu*king great is that line?
It's shakespearean worthy.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
A wood-chuck would chuck as much wood as it could as a wood-chuck could chuck wood for good.

Why don't you have more relevant stuff on your steam summary?
The reason is when I did this, now, I was, am, really fu*king tired and bored. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is all I could be bothered typing so therefore it is what I have written.

Where do you come from? Where do you go? Where do you come from? Cotton-eye Joe?
I'm afraid the reason why no-one asks is because no-one really cares, and quite frankly I don't care you don't care. Now only I know where I come from and where I go and you're not gunna find out!

That put me in a bad mood, Thanks for nothing guiz. I'm gunna go cry in a corner. Maybe even bang my head on the wall a little, not too much though, I might hurt the wall.


Ps. I rekt you nytime wit snipah, Newb!
Pps. Fight me! Right here, right now. Or maybe tomorrow, yes tomorrow at the latest.