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Pain.
Prostetic Anus (in development) [vignette.wikia.nocookie.net]
Prostetic Anus (in development) [vignette.wikia.nocookie.net]
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
1.2
Hours played
Awards Showcase
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1
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0
Awards Given
Favorite Group
Dem Kows - Public Group
35
Members
0
In-Game
4
Online
2
In Chat
Recent Activity
169 hrs on record
last played on 31 Aug
5.4 hrs on record
last played on 24 Aug
9.8 hrs on record
last played on 16 Aug
5wervy 14 May, 2018 @ 5:57pm 
Operatation Health
5wervy 8 Apr, 2018 @ 7:18pm 
This dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked my feet at a party once. I passed out in someones guest room, and when i had awoken from my slumber, he was working his way down my left foot, sucking my toes, with each toe being sucked more gingerly than the last. Now, I wish I could say it ends there, alas, it does not. I watched (and felt) as he finished sucking each toe on my left foot, and proceeded to remove my right shoe and sock to do the same dastardly deed to my toes once more. After he had finished, my once virgin toes were now soaked in what can only be described as a mixture of saliva, tears, and semen. Only after he finished and put both shoes and socks back on my feet did I truly "awake" and get out of bed. He thinks I don't know, but the truth is not what he thinks. Each day I find myself longing for his weird, Gene Simmons-like tongue to caress the inner sides of my toes, however I shan't dare let the truth be revealed, lest he stops being my friend.
5wervy 6 Jan, 2018 @ 1:37pm 
It's everyday bro with the gas chamber flow, killed 6 million Jews in 12 years, never done before, Passed all the competition man, my boy Stalin is next! I'm gassing all these czechs! Got the brand new Auschwitz! And they met Himmler too, they killin with an MG42! This is the Third Reich ♥♥♥♥♥ who the hell is flippin you?
5wervy 3 Dec, 2017 @ 8:24am 
At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you siko.
5wervy 23 Oct, 2017 @ 3:31pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
✪POOP GOD✪ 7 Oct, 2017 @ 2:39pm 
My peepee is hard