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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.2 hrs on record
Posted: 2 Feb, 2018 @ 11:05am
Updated: 26 Nov, 2022 @ 4:37pm

What to like about this movie:
It's insane.
The actor who played Mini-me is in this movie and he gets raped by monkeys.
Postal babes.
J. K. Simmons is in this movie.
Armageddon.
Al Qaeda.
A bromance between George W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden.
Vince Desi, the head of Running With Scissors, is in this movie.
Krotchy Dolls.
Little Germany.
Uwe Boll is in this movie.
Uwe Boll gets shot in this movie.
Uwe Boll's final words are what he really thinks about how he made bad movies based on videogames.
Uwe Boll dies in this movie.
And of course, Zack Ward as The Postal Dude. Never heard of him? You may remember him as Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story.
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jphil 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm 
right up my alley
Neko Tsundere 16 May, 2020 @ 1:58am 
Uwe Balls
Convenient Spider 23 Feb, 2018 @ 3:19pm 
He gets shot in the dick, which I assume is a fatal wound to his ego and then some.