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Greetings, Wanderer! 🌌
You’ve entered the chaotic realm of Control, the Supreme Glitch Whisperer and Keeper of Mysterious Lag Spikes. 🎮✨

Mysterious Phenomenon: It’s rumored that they once discovered the fabled "Pause" button in a multiplayer game… and lived to tell the tale! 🛑⏸️
Strange Occurrence: Be wary, for they possess the uncanny ability to summon connection issues at will, turning every match into a lag-fueled adventure! 📶
Final Confession: If found AFK, just assume they’re either hacking the mainframe… or having an intense staring contest with their router. 👀💻

Bro wtf are you doing turning in like that jesus christ

We got some kids below me, sad that some people are so bad at a game that they need to hate on better players. Time to boot some people off maybe? I don't know, gonna think about it

Take care, Control!

you are too bad at f1 man you are trying to ppl when they pass you so cringe