What this Butterknife says is not true!
The Big feet part may be a bit true!
I Think This also may be true
True it is True It Be true
Blaaawwh Goatlife MATTERS!!!

This is true dont mess with my hobbit feet

Hi this is a warning. Do not play with this boy. He got very big feet. So you will shoot in them. He will then pull it out of proportion and probably kill you and your whole family because of one 9 mm bullet in his foot.

X0x0x0x Butter

+rep Nice trader ;)