Recent reviews by forbiess

go fast, keep dying in t8 maps, never advance, then stop playing until next league. 10/10

> Bought game
> Wasted 30 hours getting to level 3
> Finally could play Competitive Game Mode, Queued for Competitive
> First game "RUSH B NO STOP CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI STUPID AMERICAN KNOOP"
> Lose 25 games in a row
> Come back stronger then ever, after 1800 hours hit global elite
> Lose global elite, quit playing cs

Game is one of the best. You get to spend all your minimum wage paychecks on keys hoping to get a knife, once you do it's a flipknife safari mesh. Teaches kids how easy it is to get addicted to gambling and also really turns the joke of "Using mom's credit card" into a reality.

P.S. I've spent around $500 in this game and I only have around $10 in skins.

100/10 would clY a river to Emilio who's on VACation in KQLYfornia again.

DLC Simulator 2015.

I can pay $35 for a new set of armour.. or $100 for Improved and HD Horse genitalia.

45/10 would recom---

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