You either live long enough to become a soldier basically, or you die soon enough and get raped with your pants being pulled off by a stranger. Or, you live like me, and just run around screaming at naked people and then shoot them in the face.

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Over a year later, and a few more hundred hours, I no longer scream at naked people, but I still shoot them in the face. Oh, and! Desync! I now put whole clips of 7.62 into zombies/players and then get anally demolished. Thanks Dean. Best wishes in Hell

You either live long enough to become a soldier basically, or you die soon enough and get raped with your pants being pulled off by a stranger. Or, you live like me, and just run around screaming at naked people and then shoot them in the face. ____ Over a year later, and a few more hundred hours, I no longer scream at naked people, but I still shoot them in the face. Oh, and! Desync! I now put whole clips of 7.62 into zombies/players and then get anally demolished. Thanks Dean. Best wishes in Hell