Recent reviews by Stalker The English Dragon

For £30 this is great, very enjoyable continuation of tidus's story so far and the gameplay is fantastic, really makes me feel like the poster child ultramarines beating up poor bugs and evil metal men.

Don't think i'd have picked it up and enjoyed it as much for full price and ESPECIALLY not for almost £100 for the year 2 edition, sheesh.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love games like this

PLEASE ADD GAY SEX TO THE GAME TOO

It simply does not work, the tutorial broke halfway through so I had to do what I could to try and get by, clicking to interact with or disassemble a part of a tank does not work a lot of the time. I constantly had to switch views and build modes just to get things working. There's a cool little game here stuck under a baffling amount of bugs and jank. What were they doing for FIVE years post release?

The DLC is pretty average but they're going down the paradox games route of dropping multiple expensive DLCs without enough content to justify the price, I don't think I will be buying the next DLC at this rate considering the price.

As i've played more and more my enjoyment of the game is slowly but surely waning. While the gameplay is fun progression is incredibly slow for a free player, to the point that it feels like i'm making 0 progress after several days. The gambling mechanics are incredibly stingy and there's a lot of pressure to purchase packs to progress.

This game is ultimately a glorified slot machine designed to make you gamble and lose money, and predatory practises like that deserve a negative review.

I'm probably going to continue this game but i'm slowly enjoying it less and less as time goes on

The difficulty is all over the place, one second I can easily take on 10 enemies like it's nothing, one tile later there's some super god turning my screen to goop and two hitting me and it's just not a fun experience to have.

My god the UI is horrid too and navigating it makes my eyes glaze over, It's going to sound super harsh but this game does not deserve its overwhelmingly positive reviews, I feel like i'm still playing an early access title.

Gave it a fair amount of time but it just didn't click with me, I'm either one hitting everything or being one hit. Not really clear for me how to get stronger and had to spend a lot of my time browsing reddits and the discord for information that should be presented in game. A lot of effort for not much fun

Coming back to this game after ten years has really made me realise how much I appreciate games from dark souls 3 onwards, just too much jank and silly gimmicks to be enjoyable for me anymore. Also ♥♥♥♥ you forlorn

I spend most of my time waiting, nothing happens, just waiting. I need my population to grow. I wait, I constantly assign couples to try and increase the population, it rises at a snails pace. Waiting, waiting, waiting. That's all this game is and it's not fun sadly.

Very cute creature collector game with its own spin on the pokemon formula, highly suggest it, having lots of fun so far!