you're not ready... this is the MONGOATZ era and it's not fake like fraud vitality, they'll beat spirit 3-0 and go on to win every single tournament. not a single chance for chokers like failclowns, botality or sporot. Blitz will teach them how to play the real game, donk is washed, zywho is mid, botesy can only choke. every team will keep making roster changes to try and at least get one map off of the MongolZ, but it will be to no use. everyone is playing CS while Blitz is playing chess.

The Story was written well, it was beautiful as the Pegasus in the myths at the edge of the forest. Pegasuswoo!
The Story ended officially today. Vitality are over, the Darkest Times are coming to HLTV, there will be no light for weeks and months. I saw it coming. I am devastated, disappointed, they completely lost to mongolz, no excuses (fake comeback cause mongolz are chokers, but in the reality it should be 13/6 - 13/8). Complete disaster. But what I ll never lose - the Faith in the Godwoo. I trust Him. He will rise again, and the Sun will shine brighter than any before. Good Luck

You seem to have been choking a lot" Niko tells Monesy, smirking tauntingly "Your AWP is too big nini~" the awper replies, blushing. "Yeah well, it's not like you've never tried it before. Remember Mirage? where i took your AWP and rushed your site together" Niko chuckled.


Take out your deagle" Ilya told Niko "it's bigger than I thought. How many times can you shoot before reload?" he asks. "Seven, but for you who knows" Niko replies, before pushing down Monesy's vents, all the way to single. Monesy's eyes widen in shock as Niko starts to spam shots directly into site

At this point in time I’m convinced ZywOo is not human. He’s a top-secret French military project designed to win every single event and make every other nation look like they just got access to CS yesterday.
The Chosen One was born on the day Counter-Strike released. What are the odds? That’s no coincidence. This is fate. The only reason we haven’t seen him start spinbotting or scouting through walls is because ye is so humble he wont even try 100% so that other teams can have a but of fun.
Teams are building billion-dollar superteams, importing players like it’s a fantasy team, and ZywOo is out here soloing them with a smile on his face and a mouse in his legendary hand.
Every time you queue into Faceit, remember: ZywOo exists. You will never be him. None of us will. We can only dream.
#VforVictory
#ZywOoIsTheTerminato

I've seen donk play. He doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

hello fren

Happy new year!

Merry Christmas Commando! Good 1v1s on hl2dm! Keep up the good work

+rep CS enjoyer

hi, i want to trade TF2 hotrod mask for engineer, i can pay CS2 skins.

very bad

-rep delete cs2

+rep glory to albania

-rep delete cs2

-REP

never play tf2c again

do you like 360 noscopes

thank you

done

open ur steam client, top left corner, press "steam", open settings, go to "family" and you should find my name there

wait how do i do that

hey, can u remove me from your library sharing, because i can see ur games in my library

Gawld!

客气

You still want poker night?

did u vouch

ok i will vouch for you

yo vouch me

vouch for me giving u agent/stickers

-rep

I read the TXT file in your Thunder's Leaves rebel pack on Game Banana.

or cook pizas instead of playing tf2

700 hours n00b why don't you get better

Hello my good old friend.

Kek

Wolferus migt want to rethink his life choices.

OWO Wolferus was here

liar

because you were doubletapping as scout smh smh

-rep why are you calling out random players as cheaters?

absolute zero IQ dingus...

ill get ya DoD

thanks

hey cool pr pic

192.154.225.241:27015

Okay. What is the server IP?

Now we need these other maps TF2-ified:
mario_kart
cp_orange (make it less simpler)
and the greatest of them all, trade_pla-- i mean trade_minecraft_neon

Your dream may come true.
We still run cp_orangeharbor on tf_weirdmaps
A complete reimagining of cp_orange.
not sure what happened to the original.

Too late the giveaway was over, due to you taking so long

Okay, what's the question fam?

I pick you to answer my random question