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43.6 hrs on record (38.5 hrs at review time)
oh boy WHAAAAAAT A PIECE A ♥♥♥♥

-Cant do almost everything promised in the promo for this game
-the ending is insulting (ill explain why at the end)
-thwere is almost zero plot
-and almost zero gameplay to make up for it
-space battles are awful and very different to how advertised
-resource collection is tedious as ♥♥♥♥
-new life on new planets looks very similar to all the other life you discover (spore even did this better christ)
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there is about 3-4 hours of gameplay here though i only enjoued 2 of them and not very much, and you get an incredible sense of scale when you first fly between plantes. As an indie game for £10 or so it would be worth it, but this game is £40!

**********SPOILER**********
The ending. The centre of the galaxy. What incredible conundrum will be solved? What incredible revelation will be bestowed upon you? What great mystery will they resolve?

A new race?

New gammeplay mechanics?

Huge plot twists?

nope

after 100 hours of play, when you FINALLY make it to the centre of the galaxy. The moment we've all been waiting for. You hit X to travel to the center, and you are immediately teleported to a new galaxy, with a broken ship. Thats it. No cutscene, no revelation, no mystery solved, nothing WE DIDNT ALRERADY KNOW

The devs promised something amazing at the centre AND THERE IS NOTHING

THAT WAS A LIE

never trust hellogames again
Posted 27 August, 2016.
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