v The Comment below me is a true story.

This guy literally broke into my house. I kid you not! I came home from a long day of work at Long John Silvers just hoping to rest on my futon and enjoy these contraband hush puppies (don't tell my boss) and I am greeted by a kicked in door. Panicking, I rushed in the door, nearly dropping my deep fried pups to find everything exactly how I left it. Confused as I was, I wedged the door shut and went on with my night. Before bed, I figured I would start a load of laundry (have to get rid of these grease stains before work tomorrow, ya know?) and that’s when it hit me. My tide pods are missing. It only took me a few minutes to realize this ****er stole my pods and made off with them! Thanks to him, I now have to work a grueling 4 hour shift in a dirty shirt. What a jerk!