If you dare tell me not to spam again I swear I will bake you the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birthday cake and put hot fudge on top to top it off. I'll even throw in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fudge brownie sundae and make sure that you suffer from diabetes after I make you breakfast in bed. It'll include and is not limited to eggs, bacon, sausage ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°), pancakes, chicken, and waffles.
You just watch your back, mate; I'm not afraid to treat you right. And if you see this, I swear I will paint your face with cupcake frosting.