I'm Col, whatcha want ?
I don't accept people without a level/with private profiles either, comment or not !
I don't play WoW anymore, just hit me up if you wanna play FFXIV or SWTOR
I change my pfp and name A LOT, so check my recents if you don't recognize me !

I'm an adult with a personal life and job, so don't be surprised if I don't respond or am offline a lot !
I've got a fragile heart and I get scared easy ! So I'm sorry if we're in voice and I just end up screaming !
I don't really talk first cause I don't like bothering people, so just message me and I'll chat !
I curse like a sailor, so be ready for that !
If I say no to drawing you something and you hound me, I will block you.

Galaga

Big McLarge Huge (The Modern Day Dionysus)
Doc (My Freak of a Son)
Vynlovan (Estinien Enjoyer)
Livid (Rad Chick)
Blake (Bird Boi, very nice)
Sandwich (Guinea Pig King)

Ever played in a competitive league ? I've got some medals !

Ever been banned ? Yeah actually ! I was banned from all Merry Band of Misfits and No Heroes' servers for "hacking" ! Though I've never actually hacked before and I've been unbanned from No Heroes since everything happened (mostly cuz the servers are gone at this point LMAO), it's still really funny that it's happened at all ! I'm also banned permanently from Uncletopia, due to having a slur in my name (one that applies to me, specifically).

Why did you invite me to a random trade ?? Sometimes I look at people's profiles cause I like to see their hours or for some other reason, and because the profile button and the trade button are so close to each other I might click it by accident ! Apologies in advance !

How old are you ? Are you even 18 ? I'm 25 ! (My birthday is May 27th btw !)

What's your gender ? A Threat my pronouns are they/them

What are you ? Gay ? Yea ! (I'm a butch lesbian !)

Why are some your weapons named after people ? They're mine/my partner's characters ! We're both artists !

What about the weapons with the hearts in the names ? They're all named after songs I like a lot ! (Most of them are by the same artist lmao)

Why won't you draw me something that isn't a sketch ?! I draw to make sure I have some extra income, so I can't really just hand out pieces that take 10+ hours ! Sorry !

Can I pay you any other way besides money ? Not at the moment, but I'm thinking about it !

Why did you remove me from your friendslist ?? I'll purge it when I think It's getting filled with people I don't talk to a lot ! If you want me to add you back though, just hit me up !

What classes do you main/are the best with ? Sniper, Demo, Scout, and Soldier !

I NEED TO HARVEST YOUR PISS
I might be trans, but I will ALWAYS be packing more than you !
If you don't eat your girl out I'm sorry, but you're a damn COWARD.
Something, something, Leviathan........
Uncle Cleatus ? Is that you ?
Fellas, be honest, is it gay if you both use firecat ?
If we pick Winston we're gonna WIN TONS
Winston is Dummy Thicc, that's why you take damage when he lands
IT'SA ME, I LOVE COQUE
Almost all of my assists on my medigun are from pocketing the phlog pyro :)
I want to measure the skull so I can find out the Chad circumference.
Wow!! Hippogryph PUSS !