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Gene Simmons: Someone kidnapped Santa? That does not rock.
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You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).
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Han Solo:
Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find
yourself floating home.
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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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Peter: Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.
Stewie: Oh, oh you know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. The fact is the man's out there every bloody night, with fresh material, and he's charming.
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Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.
-- Norman Mailer
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One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they
need no answer.
-- George Gordon, Lord Byron
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Infancy, n.:
The period of our lives when, according to Wordsworth, "Heaven lies
about us." The world begins lying ab

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