Why was my comment posted on this subreddit? None of my comments are copypastas! It is very offensive for you to make fun of my intellect by pretending like I’m joking. I do not consent to your plagiarism of my intellectual thesis, and I will be contacting my lawyer very soon to ask them how I can proceed to take action on your post

Guys, I'm shaking… I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with male_07. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal god. Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang male_07 so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get male_07 pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would valve create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't stand it anymore. ♥♥♥♥. Any time there’s a scene in the valve games with male_07 I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with male_07.

Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Skibidi, you think you are so sigma because of your mewing streak huh? Guess what beta, when I am hitting the griddy with my level 10 gyatt we'll know who's the true sigma. You may be Kai Cenat, ♥♥♥♥ you pay your fanum tax, I'll give you that, but don't forget that I am baby gronk, and remember, when I get my Livvy Dunne and she's jelqing me, you'll be edging to it like a soyboy, does that sound too Ohio to you? Well wasn't it Ohio too when you started looksmaxxing as if it would change the fact that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gooner with L. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. rizz. You don't like it, but I will always have the Fortnite battle pass... I. Mog. You. You do the thug shake with dat thicc cake when I tell you to. Better have some Grimace Shake to wake you up to the reality that you are just another sus NPC amogus.

Xmas only comes once a year and come this it wont come year santa clause left feet at home what time Xmas comes this year help

After I left my gf for sharting in my face a few months back I haven't jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I got off drinking in her memories then said ♥♥♥♥ it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That's how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That's two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn't even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.

I miss her

Last time I tried to hold her hand (surprise hand holding 😇) when she wasn't looking and she screamed and ran away. I tried to run after her but she kept calling me a "creep" and a "weirdo". When I heard that I instantly snapped and I got on all fours and starting howling and growling at her. The urge overcame me, and I ♥♥♥♥ all over the floor and I began sprinting on all fours and the ♥♥♥♥ spread everywhere and I couldn't stop it I tried to hold back but I couldn't stop. The teachers tried to stop me but the ♥♥♥♥ on the floor made it impossible to reach me in time. The next day she dropped her pen (we sit next to each other in math 😇) I then proceeded to eat the pen. How do I get her to like me?