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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 6:12am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2016 @ 5:48pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 6:51pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 7:55pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 7:03pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2016 @ 5:48pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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