Recent reviews by Cobalt

This game has 100% more juice.

You can be a girl named "Blonde Lady" and be married to a girl named "Glasses Lady" become succesfull...then become a homeless person that has to fight hobos for a mattress to sleep on next to a dumpster.You can also sell other peoples action figures for a hamburger to feed to a homeless dog and work at a night club where you can do a sh** job and they will be happy and pay you,..and if you wanted to they will let you into the bathroom when the guy is taking a dump.Not convinced why you should get the game yet? Well how about stealing baseball cards from an old lady's dead husband,peeping through the hole in someones door to see them get laid, and most importantly..pawn off all of your posessions to buy bacon so you can bribe your landlord to give the keys to your apartment back.

Can be homeless lesbian hooker with no life other than poking pigeons at the local park.I rate the game 11 moldy hamburgers out of 10 hookers.

Can get murderized by seagulls and steal all the pudding!

100% Orange/10 Juice

This is one of the best games on Steam at the moment.GET THE GAME!