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•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚* _Π_____*。* ˚
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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚˛|田 田|門| ˚ *
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particularly saucy
>i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
>wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
>i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
>i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
>oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
>storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
>he takes one look at ther and says
>"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
>"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
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(¸,·´ (¸*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021*´`)
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merry christmas!
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(¸,·´ (¸*♥Marry Christmas &
Happy New Year ♥〃´`)
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✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2019✦
merry xmas
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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ˚ ☃
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ❄️ NEW YEAR ❄️ 2019 ❄️
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