+rep After a good game in Dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep big ♥♥♥♥

No one can say for certain where I came from, but I'm certain I was born to douche clams. See, while most little boys always find ways to get it in, I'd always find ways to clean cooters. I had plenty of friends, but a different idea of fun. As I grew older, my curiosity grew with me. So I left the home I loved to learn more. And when I learned everything I could watching ♥♥♥♥♥, my passion drove me further. Until the day finally came, I learned everything there was to learn about getting rid of grool. The amazing part...I wasn't doing it for myself. I was doing it to help others. No matter who they were, where they lived, or how dirty the poon was, it's hard to say what might have been exaggerated over time. But one thing's for sure: when it comes to clean, there's only one Mr.

+rep :D

+ rep. Good offer, nice trade.