I come from a low frequency environment, and I've only used cash my entire life
The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair
When I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex wife
Attempting to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible father
But we all know I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not
I got the kids ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back
I even wore my nice 8 Ball jean jacket to the last court hearing
I'm ready to change