Signed by John Conquest

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, game sense, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, spray control, toxicity, anger management, positive attitude, post plant time management, general awareness and getting kills

PUFF PUFF PASS! This is a cellular blunt so don’t ♥♥♥♥ up the rotation keep this ♥♥♥♥ movin’ til the whole world hits it! Happy 420!! 🌿🚬🚬 BLAZEEE ITTTTTT. This is the 420 blunt4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes. 😜😉😘 I'm trying to WEED 🌿🍃🌱🍁out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD😂😝😎🤑friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 to ten of your best blazing bros👫👭👬 if you get 5 back from your BUDS🌿🌱🍁then ur GANJA (gonna) be blazing bros and best friends forever 🚬🍁🌿😜

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Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

"Based"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again.

So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.

I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.

She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my ♥♥♥♥." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.

She wont respond to my texts.

Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"

Now im blocked.

thank you

Signed - ur favorite SoaR member

THE BEAT GO OFF?
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I NUT N THEN MY MEAT GO SOFT
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<,︻╦╤─💦💦💦💦
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Your matchmaking experience may be slightly impacted because the Trust Factor of JWS is lower than yours.

nigge











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wtf this guy called me a muppet, is that even an insult?

that guy in ur pic is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOT

dis dude's pretty good

guy below me gives bjs for $5 lol

guy in my profile gives his skins for everyone for some reason. I got karambit from him lol

+rep super friendly trader really a swell guy

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense.

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why the ♥♥♥♥ are you cyberbullying me dude, honestly whats your issue. i just come to esea to enjoy myself and try to escape the constant harassment i face every single day and then you have the nerve to come onto my profile and write ♥♥♥♥ like that. honestly what the ♥♥♥♥ would inspire someone to say something like that, i can't even fathom what kind of abuse you must've faced in order to think that unwarrented comment was even remotely okay. whenever i show up to class and sit down everyone starts laughing and touching me and ♥♥♥♥ and its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating. i'm wearing a hoodie and everything trying to blend in and people just won't leave me be. at least on the internet no one can tell that i'm a dog and give me ♥♥♥♥ for it, but you've somehow still managed to ruin my day. thanks a lot bud

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SIGNED BY THE LEGENDARY SPLEW

signed by jaakob congratulations you earned it

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep Horrible player, trys so hard to kill someone with a knife out, -

-rep hacker

-rep stole jonnys bike (give it back already)

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👻👻👻 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼️‼️😂 if u don't ❌❌ send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜

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Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have (157) friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.

-rep i have a vac ban so i know a cheater when i see one and this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a cheater

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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scvml0rd: ?
scvml0rd: wtf did you just say to me?

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

+rep fast and fair trader

+rep

+rep sold 5 keys via paypal he went first

+ rep ! Very fast and fair trader ! I think best man from lougne :)

+rep fast and fair trade. Very good trading experience.

+rep

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+rep sounds jewish