Recent reviews by Chrometastic

10/10 derp

I love the game and the gameplay loop.

But...

Game is plagued with issues that make the game unplayable.

Buggy mess, with errors like TFGE or TFAV that will prevent you from entering a game, while in a game, and leaving the game when in main menu. This is the issue that drove me into uninstalling the game. I tried the first 4 google pages of fixes for this godforsaken errors... nothing to prevail... I even went to their official community server, talked to a game dev and still could not get this solved.

Piss poor reticle options, make it similar to csgo plz with the customization. its too damn big and distracting.

Does not offer AMD raytracing support. Game is optimized for use for Nvidia cards.

Somewhat not optimized compared to competitors with identical graphics. R6 can run 240+ with everything maxed out on a 5120x1440p on a 7900xtx just fine, but this game maxed out caps at 160 on am4 platform.

Balancing issues within the game make it kind of a hit or miss.

You are stuck with your loadout which blows, but could be fixed with having everything so that you dont have to have loadouts for the game. If you die, you respawn and test things that work.

The bugs outweigh the fun of the game.

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made.

It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are ever forever etched in stone, for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before.

If there is any message to be taken from the Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this:

What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that as a community – as a world, there is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

10/10 gameplay,

Its Great!

Cute
Calming
Puzzle
Story is good
clear objective.

Has shrimp...

10/10, will octo again

Cons: needs calamari for story expansion.

For a short game, This has earned all my 5 stars, I want more!

Game is Great.

This game was one of the most awesome games that satified my dreams of being a hacker.

Man, This game is something!

It scores a 10/10 for the most optimized game i have.

It gladly accepts a 10/10 for the most mind-bending action-packed adventure game I have played to date.

What blew my mind is the fact that You find out the girl you have been rescuing all througout the story is actually your daughter and that you found out you sold her! Simply put, WTFDidIJustsee! WTFDidIJustsee!

10/10 simply put to dialog.

This game get brownie points for a 2k 21:9 ratio setting in the game.

Awsome Game... I love it!