zaedaphon was here

He fingieed my anal cavity 10/10 love you pookie

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.

-rep he is my stepdad

+rep herd on the tele he's bri'ish, saw him on youchewbe and thought I'd sent a friend request innit'

ainsley harriot claps my cheeki breeki