Recent reviews by Choops

I mean, I get constant 60 fps...

I start wandering around the streets and suddenly, out of nowhere, a man walks up to me and tells me to get out of my truck. I do as he says and then the police walk up to me and ask me if I have seen the man. I say I did see him and that he stole my truck. The police officer thanks me, gets back in his truck, and drives away. Now I'm without a car, and I figure the only thing to do is to go to the nearest ATM and buy a quadbike so I can drive back to my house. Before I got to the ATM, however, I was stopped by a notibly drunk naked man who stole all of my money and took me hostage for a bank robbery. The man takes me to the bank and points a gun to my head, telling me that if I move he would shoot. The police pull up five minutes later and arrest the bank robber -- and me. I ask why I was arrested, and they told me I was accomplice in a bank robbery. I tried to explain my story to the officer, but he wouldn't listen.

When I later got out of prison, I went straight to my house. I went to the top-floor of my house, boot up my computer and started playing ArmA. It was pretty fun.

Step 1 - Buy game for 20 cents.
Step 2 - Open game, press F4.
Step 3 - Get cards.
Step 4 - ???
Step 5 - Profit.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! That is, until you bake it...


5 ounces fine-quality unsweetened chocolate, chopped
2 1/4 sticks unsalted butter, softened
2 3/4 cups sifted cake flour (not self-rising; sift before measuring)
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder (not Dutch-process)
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 large eggs, at room temperature 30 minutes
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup packed light brown sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
2 cups sour cream
For frosting
1 cup sugar
6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
6 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder (not Dutch-process)
1 1/2 cups whole milk
4 ounces fine-quality unsweetened chocolate, finely chopped
1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
6 sticks (1 1/2 pound) unsalted butter, at room temperature
Equipment: 2 (8- by 2-inch) round cake pans


Make cake:
Preheat oven to 350°F with rack in middle. Butter cake pans, then line bottom of each with a round of parchment paper and butter parchment. Flour pans, knocking out excess.

Melt chocolate with butter, then cool.

Sift together flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.

Beat eggs, sugars, and vanilla in a large bowl with an electric mixer at medium speed until pale and thick, 3 to 5 minutes. At low speed, mix in melted chocolate until incorporated, then add flour mixture in 3 batches alternately with sour cream, beginning and ending with flour mixture and mixing until each addition is just incorporated. Spread batter evenly in pans and rap pans several times on counter to eliminate air bubbles.

Bake until cakes pull away from sides of pans and a wooden pick inserted in center of each comes out clean, 40 to 50 minutes.

Cool in pans on a rack 10 minutes, then run a knife around edges of pans. Invert onto racks and discard parchment, then cool completely, about 1 hour.

Make frosting and assemble cake:
Whisk together sugar, flour, cocoa powder, and a pinch of salt in a small heavy saucepan over medium heat, then add milk and cook, whisking constantly, until mixture boils and is smooth and thick, 3 to 5 minutes. Remove from heat and whisk in chocolate and vanilla until smooth. Transfer to a bowl to cool to room temperature, covering surface with parchment paper to prevent a skin from forming.

Beat butter with an electric mixer until creamy, then add cooled chocolate mixture a little at a time, beating until frosting is fluffy and spreadable.

Cut each cake horizontally into 2 layers with a long serrated knife. Put 1 layer on a cake stand or large plate and spread top with 1 1/4 cups frosting. Repeat with 2 more layers, then add remaining layer and spread top and side of cake with remaining frosting.

10/10 would bake again

Ballistic Knifes and Aim-Down-Sights are both broken. Plz fix.

10/10 would not throw knife again