If she breathes, she the best.
Jack of all Irony, master of none.
Wants to become Cal Lightman.
I fantasise on the regular about how interesting a dinner party could be if you knew stephanie was cheating on gary.

Trust me, whatever weird concotion of a profile picture I have, I'm not as bad as you think I am.

D-don't look at m-me: Come here
D-don't look at m-me: in discord
D-don't look at m-me: with me
D-don't look at m-me: your family friendly pet
D-don't look at m-me: Woof woof bork
D-don't look at m-me: hehe
D-don't look at m-me: What a good boy i am
D-don't look at m-me: Would you like to stroke me?
D-don't look at m-me: *Wags tail*
D-don't look at m-me: *Brushes front-right paw across your thigh*
D-don't look at m-me: *appealing gasp*
D-don't look at m-me: I didn't touch you in a bad place did i?
D-don't look at m-me: *Tilts head*
D-don't look at m-me: s-sorry, i'm an autistic house pet, I didn't mean to be sexually innapropriate as I was just now to you, i simply respect you as an authority figure, but also a person too, I have had anxiety wenching on my tiny little canine-heart awaiting your timely arrival. Please don't hate me *winces*

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I swear to High i'm Not God officer

"It's not gay if the ♥♥♥♥ is feminine"

Entropy isn't what it used to be...

Y'all know me, still the same OG but a bit low-key, still hated on by most of these Re:Zero fans with no stein and no gate.