I'm the guy who hangs out with your Wife's Boyfriend.
I'm the "cool one".

Don't mean to brag but my nickname on Fortnite is BlackHole360Noscope.
They say my aim is inescapable like the pull of a black-hole.
It's said I can 360 No scope a single particle of light. They warship me out of fear, I am a legend.
Those are not my words, the community just thinks I'm that good.
Unfortunately they are mistaken ... I'm better.