Chief Justice Keef w/ extra salt
 
 
1 Thou shall not play for the frag but for thy round.
2 Thou shall not not over-rotate until bomb is spotted or a call is
made.
3 Thou shall not buy awp just because they aren't fragging with thy
rifle.
4 Thou shall save with thy team accordingly.
5 Thou shall support thy teammate when needed.
6 Thou shall listen to strats and work with thy team.
7 Thou shall lurk with a purpose other than to bait.
8 Thou shall not peek when the bomb is down and must play the
bomb timer.
9 Thou shall not run in one at a time.
10 Thou shall not spray and pray.
11 Thou shall not drop bomb in spawn.
12 Thou shall aim before they shoot.
13 Thou shall not make noise around their walking teammates.
14 Thou shall use the mic for calls and calls only.
15 Thou shall be willing to learn from others.
16 Thou shall stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pushing... You've tried it 3 times in a row
and died every time.
17 Thou shalt not be toxic to thy teammates.
18 Thou shall not call "GG" after losing the pistol round.
19 Thou shall not carry bomb while entry fragging.
Понастоящем извън линия
efen 22 юни 2016 в 12:17 
Hey bud, just wanted to let you know that if you ever disrespect me again in my sk lobby i'll have to beat your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass with a rusty ass pipe. Not an ordinary rusty pipe, this pipe has been through 14 different hurricanes and at least 400 rainstorms. You know what that means? Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tetanus shot wont do ♥♥♥♥ against this pipe. Im going to shove it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ far up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you'll have internal bleeding for the rest of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. Not to mention the level 4q tetanus you'll have slowly growing inside of your anus, for the rest of your pitiful, meaningless, life. 8=D
Nuke 22 май 2016 в 19:51 
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efen 17 май 2016 в 19:37 
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?
efen 17 май 2016 в 19:37 
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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stig` 18 окт. 2015 в 18:47 
He gon ship them off, pew, torpedo
Nuke 7 окт. 2015 в 20:02 
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