Recent reviews by ChickenSplash

car mechanic simulator + singleplayer survival rpg

cool

here's a positive review to balance out the negatives, long live 30fps gaming

its a great dlc that that adds a lot to the gameplay, but paradox, please rework the ending decisions requirements. going towards hostility when i control more than half of iberia is impossible, making it impossible to end the iberian struggle the way i want in order to form hispania

lol £25

After a long mundane day working at the office, I arrive home to unwind from my daily office boredom with this fantastic game. The tasks are very engaging; writing up essays, photocopying paper work and playing solitaire on the computer, with the added benefit that you get to do it all in VR for added immersion, is what makes this game the perfect escapism especially for those who actually work at a boring office environment.
Only complaint really is these weirdos in my office are sitting in such weird poses fully naked, it's really distracting me and breaks the immersion when i do my boring mundane office tasks.
8/10 would be better if my team members in the virtual office actually helped me complete my paper work rather than lick each other.

This game has exhausted one of my team members from all the jerking off he did. With that said, the jerking off was very underwhelming as there was a severe lack of anime titties. This game is not a very good for team work/team building exercises as there is no elements of a puzzle in this. 4/10 good for osu! players who also wanna jerk off at the same time.

The game has a very steep learning curve, as a result, it became a tragic logistical nightmare, and required all hands on di deck, it required 5 fully grown adults on a discord call working together to accomplish pure ecstasy.
This game also allowed me to learn about columns and rows and the differences between them as my team members shout at me telling me to move the piece in said column and me not knowing what it is.
This game did shock me with its innovative art style; and like many innovative works, it was absolutely terrible, whoever drew this clearly does not understand anatomy and probably has not seen a real face in 7 years as they seem deformed probably due to the sinful mind of the artist. 5/10 that ass do fart.

This is a perfect game for the OG Doom fans who are also horny weebs, this game excels in excellent ui design and sound design worth coming for. 9/10 good gateway to get into Doom while also jerking off.

Good game if you wanna be a good friend, like me, and make everyone feel better about their intelligence while they watch you struggle to complete these very easy puzzles.
As per the tradition, upon the completion of the puzzles, I head over to the gallery and find some fantastic art work to fap to, there is no need for exposed titties to make a fap memorable. 6/10