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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 10:01am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 10:14am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 10:16am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 1:41pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 1:52pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 2:16pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 2:23pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 2:26pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 2:48pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 2:54pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:03pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:11pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:37pm

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:41pm

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2016 @ 1:31pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 1:28pm

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 1:40pm

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 1:48pm

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 1:02pm

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 2:01pm

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 2:43pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 2:50pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 3:10pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 10:11am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:23pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:46pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2016 @ 1:03pm

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2016 @ 1:29pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2016 @ 12:33pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 2:48pm



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.