🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHEV — a.k.a. the moment, the myth, the menace. 🎉

There are regular people, and then there’s Chev. Unbothered. Untouchable. Unclear how they’ve survived this long making the choices they make — but somehow, THRIVING. A walking plot twist. A main character. A whole genre.

Chev, you’ve made life more chaotic, more hilarious, and way more memorable just by existing. I don’t know what you’re made of, but I’m 90% sure it’s vibes, spite, and some kind of spicy mystery sauce.

Here’s to another year of Chev being Chev — confusing the haters, enchanting the masses, and living rent-free in all our minds.

Never change. Unless it’s your socks. Please change those.
Love you, you absolute menace 💥🛸🎂

+rep An exceptional individual of great character and integrity. On this, the anniversary of your birth, I extend my sincerest wishes for continued success, joy, and fulfillment. A true asset to any lobby.

Sure! Here’s a short and friendly +rep Steam comment you can drop:

+rep Happy birthday to the real MVP! Hope your day is as awesome as your aim 😎🎉

Want it to be funnier, more serious, or more inside-jokey?

+rep birthday boy.

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I hope you enjoy your 7th year birthday party! Lot's of love xoxo
-Aunt Jakie

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