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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:17am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:25am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 2:25pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:09am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 1:59pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:48am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:47am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:53am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:44am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:14pm



Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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